Meet Klanker the Robot

Klanker, also known as Sir Klanker Beepsalot, is Zoomer’s loyal robot companion from Planet Bizzaro, built for big expressions, silly voices, and space-age storytelling.

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From the World of Planet Bizzaro

Sir Klanker Beepsalot was originally created by puppeteer and artist Brian Zimmerman back in the late 1980s as part of his Planet Bizzaro Productions universe. He’s a longtime companion to Zoomer, built as a loyal robot friend for his space adventures.

This retail version of Klanker is the second Planet Bizzaro character that James Marshall has adapted into a full-body puppet for release, bringing Brian’s original design to a new generation of performers and storytellers.

Release Timeline

Manufacturing is scheduled to begin soon for 500 Klankers. Here’s the current plan from our factory team:

• 🧵 Early March: Raw materials purchased
• 🔎 Mid-March: Product testing
• 🏭 Late March: Production begins
• ✅ Mid-April: Manufacturing finished
• 📦 Mid-to-late April: Stock checked in at our China 3PL (3–4 days)
• 🚚 Late April: First preorders begin shipping (processing 2–3 days), with deliveries through early May 2026

Dates may shift slightly as production progresses. Preorder customers stay first in line and will receive updates.

What You’ll Get

• ✔️ Klanker full-body puppet (24" / 60 cm)
• ✔️ Custom printed carry bag (all-new Klanker artwork)
• ✔️ Fun printed shipping box (all-new Klanker artwork)
• ✔️ Preorder bonus: free extendable arm rods for orders placed before April 1
• 🚀 Priority processing + free shipping on all Klanker preorders at launch

Quick FAQ

Is this a preorder?
Yes. Klanker is in the manufacturing schedule now and this page is a teaser while production begins.

How do I get the free arm rods?
Place your preorder before April 1 and the arm rods will be included automatically.

Will I get free shipping?
Yes. All Klanker preorders ship free when the first batch launches.

Sir Klanker Beepsalot was originally created by Brian Zimmerman and lovingly adapted into this retail puppet by James Marshall for Pubbets!