{"product_id":"rotney","title":"Rotney Dangerfield Zombie Puppet | Brian Z Original 1 of 1","description":"\u003csection style=\"text-align: center; padding: 2rem 0; background: #f0f7ee;\" id=\"product-intro\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"color: #2d6a2d; font-size: 2.4rem; margin-bottom: 1rem;\"\u003e🧟 Meet Rotney Dangerfield (A Brian Zimmerman Original)\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.22rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px;\"\u003eDesigned and hand-built by \u003cstrong\u003eBrian \"ZimZamPuppetMan\" Zimmerman\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eRotney Dangerfield\u003c\/strong\u003e is a shambling, slightly confused and spectacularly unfortunate \u003cstrong\u003eone-of-a-kind collector puppet\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.22rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; margin-top: 1rem;\"\u003eRotney doesn't get much respect. To be fair, he has turned up wearing torn blue pyjamas, one eyelid is barely cooperating, his head appears to have been opened at some point, and nobody is completely sure how long he's been dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.22rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; margin-top: 1rem;\"\u003eBut look at that face. He's trying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.22rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; margin-top: 1rem;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0280\/7683\/4851\/files\/725b4023-f13b-402f-b5da-41bb159d9891.jpg?v=1788107705\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.22rem; margin: 1.5rem auto 0; max-width: 820px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"padding: 2rem 0;\" id=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #2d6a2d; text-align: center; font-size: 2rem; margin-bottom: 1rem;\"\u003eA Tough Crowd 🧟\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.12rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eRotney has had a difficult week. Possibly several decades of difficult weeks. His lime-green skin has taken on some wonderfully unhealthy blue-green bruising, his head is covered in cracks and scars, and the top appears to have suffered what doctors technically refer to as \u003cem\u003e\"quite a lot of damage.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.12rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.12rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eHis enormous mismatched eyes give him an instantly readable comic expression. One is wide open and alarmingly attentive. The other is half-lidded in the manner of someone who has just realised the meeting could have been an email. A lonely front tooth completes the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.12rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.12rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eRotney's pale blue outfit has been thoroughly distressed with tears, scribbles, stains, mysterious marks and strategically questionable ventilation. It gives him the unmistakable appearance of a man who went to bed during a zombie apocalypse and has only just noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.12rem; margin: 1.5rem auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0280\/7683\/4851\/files\/d7a5af45-2a50-4807-8ca7-66b7a58bea62.jpg?v=1788107705\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.12rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eThen there are the hands. Long fingers, grubby detailing, scratches and wonderfully awkward zombie proportions give Rotney fantastic gesturing potential. Pointing, pleading, reaching for brains, asking why his table isn't ready. He's versatile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.12rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.12rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eBehind all the decay is a professional performance puppet with a large, expressive mouth and a character that reads immediately on camera. Rotney can look cheerful, bewildered, exhausted or mildly offended without changing a thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"background: #f0f7ee; padding: 2rem 0;\" id=\"key-features\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #2d6a2d; text-align: center; font-size: 2rem; margin-bottom: 1rem;\"\u003eWhy you'll love Rotney\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding: 0; max-width: 820px; margin: 0 auto; font-size: 1.08rem; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧟 \u003cstrong\u003eTrue 1 of 1 Brian Z Original:\u003c\/strong\u003e Once Rotney finds his home, this exact character is retired permanently. There is only one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👀 \u003cstrong\u003eBrilliantly Wonky Expression:\u003c\/strong\u003e Huge asymmetrical eyes, one drooping eyelid and wonderfully confused pupil placement give him instant character from every angle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧠 \u003cstrong\u003eProper Zombie Damage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cracks, scars, bruised colouring, distressed fleece and a gruesomely compromised scalp suggest Rotney has experienced several workplace incidents.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eDistressed Zombie Outfit:\u003c\/strong\u003e A pale blue two-piece outfit covered with tears, stains, scribbles and suitably apocalyptic wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🖐️ \u003cstrong\u003eFantastic Character Hands:\u003c\/strong\u003e Large expressive hands with drawn scratches, grime and zombie detailing make gestures especially funny on camera.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😄 \u003cstrong\u003eHighly Expressive Mouth:\u003c\/strong\u003e A huge red mouth, pink tongue and remaining dental infrastructure give Rotney excellent performance range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎬 \u003cstrong\u003eStage \u0026amp; Camera Ready:\u003c\/strong\u003e A great character for comedy, horror spoofs, Halloween performances, YouTube, short films, livestreams or a magnificently strange puppet collection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"padding: 2rem 0;\" id=\"gallery\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #2d6a2d; text-align: center; font-size: 2rem; margin-bottom: 1rem;\"\u003eStill Getting No Respect\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0280\/7683\/4851\/files\/82b7a32a-3d73-4656-b947-587e01e82b8d.jpg?v=1788107705\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width: 900px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"padding: 2rem 0;\" id=\"whats-in-the-box\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #2d6a2d; text-align: center; font-size: 2rem; margin-bottom: 1rem;\"\u003eWhat's included 📦\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding: 0; max-width: 820px; margin: 0 auto; font-size: 1.08rem; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eRotney Dangerfield Professional Hand Puppet\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cstrong\u003eBrian Z Original – 1 of 1\u003c\/strong\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Distressed pale-blue zombie shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Matching distressed zombie pants\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Full-body performance construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Protective shipping bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #6b7280; font-size: .98rem; text-align: center; max-width: 820px; margin: 18px auto 0;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(45, 106, 45); font-size: 2rem;\"\u003e 🚚 \u003cb\u003eShipping\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"background: #f0f7ee; padding: 2rem 0;\" id=\"shipping-info\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 1.08rem; margin: 0 auto; max-width: 820px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eShips from Thailand\u003cbr\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eEMS Express:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4 to 6 days (tracked, priority clearance) where available\u003cbr\u003e✈️ \u003cstrong\u003eThai Post:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12 to 14 days \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"padding: 2rem 0; background: #f0f7ee; text-align: center;\" id=\"about-brian\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #2d6a2d; font-size: 2rem; margin-bottom: 1rem;\"\u003e🎨 About Brian Z\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width: 760px; margin: 0 auto; font-size: 1.08rem; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrian Zimmerman\u003c\/strong\u003e builds playful, deeply characterful puppets with strong visual identities and durable performance construction. Every Brian Z Original is built once and never repeated. When Rotney finds his new home, this exact build retires permanently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width: 760px; margin: 1.5rem auto 0; font-size: 1.08rem; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0280\/7683\/4851\/files\/db160972-0d69-4fa7-a977-6782f7fa1c6e.jpg?v=1757870710\" alt=\"Brian Zimmerman ZimZamPuppetMan puppet builder portrait\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"padding: 2rem 0; border-top: 1px solid #eee;\" id=\"faq\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #2d6a2d; text-align: center; font-size: 2rem; margin-bottom: 1rem;\"\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 820px; margin: 0 auto; font-size: 1.05rem; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"padding: .8rem 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eIs Rotney a custom order?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: .6rem;\"\u003eNo. Rotney is a \u003cstrong\u003efinished one-off Brian Z Original\u003c\/strong\u003e, sold exactly as shown. This exact puppet will never be recreated.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"padding: .8rem 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eIs all that damage intentional?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: .6rem;\"\u003eVery much so. Rotney's cracks, scratches, stains, bruising, torn clothing and general air of poor decision-making are all part of his character design.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"padding: .8rem 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eCan Rotney be used for performances?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: .6rem;\"\u003eAbsolutely. Rotney is a professional performance puppet with a large expressive mouth, strong visual character and full-body design that works especially well for video, stage performances and comedy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"padding: .8rem 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eDo you offer puppetry training?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: .6rem;\"\u003eYes! Pubbets provides free puppetry lessons through our \u003cstrong\u003ePubbet Magic 101\u003c\/strong\u003e video training series.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhat's the delivery time?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: .6rem;\"\u003eRotney ships in \u003cstrong\u003e2 to 3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e. EMS Express normally takes \u003cstrong\u003e4 to 6 days\u003c\/strong\u003e where available, while Thai Post is approximately \u003cstrong\u003e12 to 14 days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: .8rem;\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRotney Dangerfield is a full-body professional hand puppet designed for performance, filming, comedy, Halloween productions and collectors of genuinely unusual characters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Pubbets!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43854367719459,"sku":"rotney","price":299.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0280\/7683\/4851\/files\/6fa67a6f-b70d-45c1-afc3-d0b42c107689_f3472531-1597-4be9-8b18-21378b935555.jpg?v=1788107932","url":"https:\/\/www.pubbets.net\/products\/rotney","provider":"Pubbets!","version":"1.0","type":"link"}